An Ode to Boorish Critics Everywhere

An Ode to Boorish Critics Everywhere
Aneleda Falconbridge, November 2008

It was a heated and a rufty day
though the sky above was clear.
From beneath a bonny shady tent
fair music wafted dear.
It drifted on the gentle breeze
like honey to the ear,
but honey draws the wasps out
and one quickly buzz-ed near.

“Your strings are not correct
That box is not hand-hewn.
There are no museum samples –
I saw all of them last June.
If you want to play around here
you had better get it right
for I’m the so-and-so-and-so
whose mouth is never tight.”

The Lady was a fighter,
but to this she did demur.
The incident she did recall:
’twas but a little burr.
She mentioned it in passing
and it caus-ed quite a stir –
Now everybody join the ode
to the rude and boorish cur!

“That song is not correct
you play a modern tune.
A piece played in your century
would not be so festooned.
If you want to play around here
you had better get it right
for I’m the so-and-so-and-so
whose mouth is never tight.”

Raise a glass ye singy ones
to critics near and far!
A smile to those with merit.
A shrug to those who spar.
Touch off your cacophony
with sackbutt and guitar
and entertain the many,
from the vintner to the czar.

Siiiiiiinnnngggg…
“My song is not correct!
My repertoire I’ll prune!
There are no museum samples?
Sir, this news has made me swoon!
Oh, I’d like to make an ode m’lord
please confirm while you’re in sight

That you’re the so-and-so-and-so…

That you’re the so-and-so-and-so…

‘Cause I’m a bardic so-and-so-and-so
whose mouth is never tight!!!”

A tale of sympathy for Lady Lann – a tale of The Bard and the Bee In
Her Bonnet. There’s no certain tune yet – but it should be perky. But
not particularly period. Probably could be played well with a
12-string. Or a banjo. 😉 Note to any boorish, grumpy people –
it’s all in fun. – Aneleda

A Bastard Sonnet for Lady Aneleda of Falconbridge

A Bastard Sonnet for Lady Aneleda of Falconbridge
By Syr Cedric of Thanet

Say monarchs to their scribe, “East’s muse commend.
And do employ the Bard’s verse to make told
Else to put her grace and sweet art to pen
Needs so much parchment as to empty fold,
Would cause oak to weep it’s gall ink to lend
And drain the well known Midas pyx of gold.

Let all know how good King Griffith set forth
Throughout snowbound lands to win loyal bard
Rode all compass points west east south and north
And brought forth a jewel of Endewearde.
One from whom laughing sprite spirit does course
Yet gives Crown and humble each kind regard.

Who followed mighty Lucan in summer’s sun
With banner and cheer in hard cuirbolli
Eastern army teared to hear blood songs done
Earned that Tuscan name called girasole.
And gave Kiena and Gregor noble fun
Bearing duty and jest with courtesy.

How then should we our love for her profess?
Make Muse Aneleda, court baroness.

* * * * * * *

This was written for me for Birka this winter, 2012, when I became a court baroness at the hand of King Gregor and Queen Kiena. To have this come from the hand of our house’s head, an honored knight and beloved laurel, was and is deeply moving and humbling.

To see the scroll, click here…https://plus.google.com/photos/105277130246371473226/albums/5703203079053509713?banner=pwa

For Burns Night – Caledonia

I wanted to recite something for Burns Night, and honestly, fair reader, it seemed foolish even to me to sit in an empty kitchen, staring down a can of “Caladonian Kitchen Haggis” and recite a poem to the can, so I decided that if I was going to do so, I may as well share.

http://mbouchard.com/misc/Burns-Caladonia.mp3

So it’s not period, Burns Night. Not by long shot, but I like it, and so, wi’ a bottle o’ Scotch before me, and a full glass, I decided to read a Robert Burns piece tonight. The piece I chose is a song, and the tune is one more often used with Burns’ “Banks and Braes” and is usually recorded with that. (I get it, I like to write ditties to the “Maltese Bransle” so you know, pick a favorite.) So I decided to sing the song without words as a backdrop, and someday I’ll match them up together.

So, here, “Caledonia” by Robert Burns, the beloved Scottish poet, for Burns Night.

Caledonia by Robert Burns, 1789
Tune: “Caledonian Hunts’ Delight” of Mr. Gow

There was once a day, but old Time wasythen young,
That brave Caledonia, the chief of her line,
From some of your northern deities sprung,
(Who knows not that brave Caledonia’s divine?)
From Tweed to the Orcades was her domain,
To hunt, or to pasture, or do what she would:
Her heav’nly relations there fixed her reign,
And pledg’d her their godheads to warrant it good.

A lambkin in peace, but a lion in war,
The pride of her kindred, the heroine grew:
Her grandsire, old Odin, triumphantly swore, –
“Whoe’er shall provoke thee, th’ encounter shall rue!”
With tillage or pasture at times she would sport,
To feed her fair flocks by her green rustling corn;
But chiefly the woods were her fav’rite resort,
Her darling amusement, the hounds and the horn.

Long quiet she reigned; till thitherward steers
A flight of bold eagles from Adria’s strand:
Repeated, successive, for many long years,
They darken’d the air, and they plunder’d the land:
Their pounces were murder, and terror their cry,
They’d conquer’d and ruin’d a world beside;
She took to her hills, and her arrows let fly,
The daring invaders they fled or they died.

The Cameleon-Savage disturb’d her repose,
With tumult, disquiet, rebellion, and strife;
Provok’d beyond bearing, at last she arose,
And robb’d him at once of his hopes and his life:
The Anglian lion, the terror of France,
Oft prowling, ensanguin’d the Tweed’s silver flood;
But, taught by the bright Caledonian lance,
He learned to fear in his own native wood.

The fell Harpy-raven took wing from the north,
The scourge of the seas, and the dread of the shore;
The wild Scandinavian boar issued forth
To wanton in carnage and wallow in gore:
O’er countries and kingdoms their fury prevail’d,
No arts could appease them, no arms could repel;
But brave Caledonia in vain they assail’d,
As Largs well can witness, and Loncartie tell.

Thus bold, independent, unconquer’d, and free,
Her bright course of glory for ever shall run:
For brave Caledonia immortal must be;
I’ll prove it from Euclid as clear as the sun:
Rectangle-triangle, the figure we’ll chuse:
The upright is Chance, and old Time is the base;
But brave Caledonia’s the hypothenuse;
Then, ergo, she’ll match them, and match them always.

http://www.robertburns.org/works/251.shtml

 

Thanks to Ray and Andrea Sprague for the haggis! I think I’ll try to have a Birka Burns’ Night this weekend!

 

(Note: Oddly, just as I posted this, outside the wind chime began blowing and I just heard it give one of the middle phrases from this song, I swear on my life. Perhaps a sign that Mr. Burns approves. I’ll take it as such at least.)

On Christmas Day

Merry Christmas to all my friends! You have been marvelous gifts to me, each and every one of you. Thank you!

http://www.mbouchard.com/misc/OnChristmasDay.mp3

 

The sun did rise on Christmas day,

And unto him the moon did say

There is Good News I must convey –

Gloria in excelsis deo,

 

A blue clad maiden mickle mild

Has brought forth this night a a little child

He shall be worshiped and reviled

Gloria in excelsis deo,

 

Laudamus te. Benedicimus te.
Adoramus Jesu Christe

 

At the moment of His birth

A dazzling star flamed o’re the earth

Trumpets and angels sang His worth

Gloria in excelsis deo,

 

A multitude then filled the sky,

Bid shepherds to the new King fly

In fear and joy they did comply

Gloria in excelsis deo,


Laudamus te. Benedicimus te.
Adoramus Jesu Christe

 

In softest straw the babe was laid

As shepherds and kings their homage paid

And sheep and oxen softly brayed

Gloria in excelsis deo,

 

All gathered round this little stall

To greet the King so very small

Born here as savior to us all

Gloria in excelsis deo,

 

Laudamus te. Benedicimus te.
Adoramus Jesu Christe

 

Anew now does our world begin

For God as Man has entered in

To save each one from death and sin

Gloria in excelsis deo,

 

Sing out with  praise Emmanuel (Gloria)

Play the loud harp and ring the bell (Gloria)

For God has come with us to dwell (Gloria)

Gloria in excelsis deo, (Gloria)

 

Laudamus te. Benedicimus te.
Adoramus Jesu Christe (Gloria)

 

Website for Kenric and Avelina

So the website I made for Their Highnesses Kenric and Avelina launched today, linked from the East Kingdom website.

http://trh.eastkingdom.org/

Our amazing web minister Alesone and the goodly Mael Eoin were wonderful about getting everything set up on the EK server. I am very, very grateful to them!