The Twelve Days of Pennsic , an almost very nearly true story in the vein of The Taming of the Shrew, a duet by Aneleda Falkonbridge & Riordan Morgan. (And this was before I even knew that I was a delicate flower of the northern army!)
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On the first day of Pennsic, my Riordan gave to me: An olive wood rosary!
On the second day of Pennsic, Aneleda gave to me: two short replies
and an olive wood rosary
On the third day of Pennsic, my Riordan gave to me: three yards of trim
two short replies
and an olive wood rosary
On the fouth day of Pennsic, Aneleda gave to me: four scathing remarks
three yards of trim
two short replies
and an olive wood rosary
On the fifth day of Pennsic, my Riordan gave to me: five pewter cups!
four scathing remarks
three yards of trim
two short replies
and an olive wood rosary
On the sixth day of Pennsic, Aneleda gave to me: six dirty looks
five pewter cups!
four scathing remarks
three yards of trim
two short replies
and an olive wood rosary
On the seventh day of Pennsic, my Riordan gave to me: seven sparkling stones
six dirty looks
five pewter cups!
four scathing remarks
three yards of trim
two short replies
and an olive wood rosary
On the eighth day of Pennsic, Aneleda gave to me: eight small bruises
seven sparkling stones
six dirty looks
five pewter cups!
four scathing remarks
three yards of trim
two short replies
and an olive wood rosary
On the ninth day of Pennsic, my Riordan gave to me: nine pilgrim tokens
eight small bruises
seven sparkling stones
six dirty looks
five pewter cups!
four scathing remarks
three yards of trim
two short replies
and an olive wood rosary
On the tenth day of Pennsic, Aneleda gave to me: ten shin kicks
nine pilgrim tokens
eight small bruises
seven sparkling stones
six dirty looks
five pewter cups!
four scathing remarks
three yards of trim
two short replies
and an olive wood rosary
On the eleventh day of Pennsic, my Riordan gave to me: eleven leather roses
ten shin kicks
nine pilgrim tokens
eight small bruises
seven sparkling stones
six dirty looks
five pewter cups!
four scathing remarks
three yards of trim
two short replies
and an olive wood rosary
On the twelth day of Pennsic, Aneleda gave to me: twelve sturdy blows
eleven leather roses
ten shin kicks
nine pilgrim tokens
eight small bruises
seven sparkling stones
six dirty looks
five pewter cups!
four scathing remarks
three yards of trim
two short replies
and an olive wood rosary
