The Introverted Spouse

“Many a SCAdian partnership is made of the noble and patient Introverted Spouse paired with a gregarious, social lunatic.  At least that’s what my relationship is like, but this song to the quiet ones has brought many a grin of recognition around a campfire. Also, I AM really lucky to have exactly this Lord, as described below, to take care of me and let me play the game the way I enjoy without killing myself.”

http://www.mbouchard.com/misc/Introverted-Spouse.mp3

Sing ho sing hey
it’s good to make your house
sing fa la lay
with an introverted spouse

my lord is somewhat bookish
which is quite plain to see
I run about with my head cut off
while he sips on his tea
but when I’m back at half-past-twelve
in the bitter cold of night
the bed is warm and so am I
for he makes all things right!

my lord reads at the table
so he’d seldom miss a meal
but I’ve forgotten dinner
till the telltale rumble feel
wearily I wander home
thinking of a crust of bread
but my love has saved a bounty meal
for me to have instead!

my lord craves not attention
though attention he deserves
when I’m causing  a ruckus
he has no reserves
were I to list his merits
we would be here for a week
so I content myself to know
and to sing instead of speak…

Sing ho sing hey
it’s good to make your house
sing fa la lay
with an introverted spouse