{"id":319,"date":"2011-05-13T13:35:11","date_gmt":"2011-05-13T13:35:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mbouchard.com\/aneleda\/?p=319"},"modified":"2011-05-13T14:10:46","modified_gmt":"2011-05-13T14:10:46","slug":"the-twelve-days-of-pennsic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mbouchard.com\/aneleda\/the-twelve-days-of-pennsic","title":{"rendered":"The Twelve Days of Pennsic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>The Twelve Days of Pennsic <\/em><em>, an almost very nearly true story in the vein of The Taming of the Shrew<\/em><em>, a duet by Aneleda Falkonbridge &amp; Riordan Morgan.\u00a0 (And this was before I even knew that I was a delicate flower of the northern army!)<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*\u00a0 *\u00a0 *\u00a0 *\u00a0 *<\/p>\n<p><em>On the first day of Pennsic, my Riordan gave to me:\u00a0 An olive wood rosary!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>On the second day of Pennsic, Aneleda gave to me:\u00a0 two short replies<br \/>\n<em>and an olive wood rosary<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>On the third day of Pennsic, my Riordan gave to me:\u00a0 three yards of trim<\/em><br \/>\ntwo short replies<br \/>\n<em>and an olive wood rosary<\/em><\/p>\n<p>On the fouth day of Pennsic, Aneleda gave to me:\u00a0 four scathing remarks<br \/>\n<em>three yards of trim<\/em><br \/>\ntwo short replies<br \/>\n<em>and an olive wood rosary<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>On the fifth day of Pennsic, my Riordan gave to me:\u00a0 five pewter cups!<\/em><br \/>\n<em>four scathing remarks<\/em><br \/>\n<em>three yards of trim<\/em><br \/>\ntwo short replies<br \/>\n<em>and an olive wood rosary<\/em><\/p>\n<p>On the sixth day of Pennsic, Aneleda gave to me:\u00a0 six dirty looks<br \/>\n<em>five pewter cups!<\/em><br \/>\nfour scathing remarks<br \/>\n<em>three yards of trim<\/em><br \/>\ntwo short replies<br \/>\n<em>and an olive wood rosary<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>On the seventh day of Pennsic, my Riordan gave to me:\u00a0 seven sparkling stones<\/em><br \/>\nsix dirty looks<br \/>\n<em>five pewter cups!<\/em><br \/>\nfour scathing remarks<br \/>\n<em>three yards of trim<\/em><br \/>\ntwo short replies<br \/>\n<em>and an olive wood rosary<\/em><\/p>\n<p>On the eighth day of Pennsic, Aneleda gave to me:\u00a0 eight small bruises<br \/>\n<em>seven sparkling stones<\/em><br \/>\nsix dirty looks<br \/>\n<em>five pewter cups!<\/em><br \/>\nfour scathing remarks<br \/>\n<em>three yards of trim<\/em><br \/>\ntwo short replies<br \/>\n<em>and an olive wood rosary<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>On the ninth day of Pennsic, my Riordan gave to me:\u00a0 nine pilgrim tokens<\/em><br \/>\neight small bruises<br \/>\n<em>seven sparkling stones<\/em><br \/>\nsix dirty looks<br \/>\n<em>five pewter cups!<\/em><br \/>\nfour scathing remarks<br \/>\n<em>three yards of trim<\/em><br \/>\ntwo short replies<br \/>\n<em>and an olive wood rosary<\/em><\/p>\n<p>On the tenth day of Pennsic, Aneleda gave to me: ten shin kicks<br \/>\n<em>nine pilgrim tokens<\/em><br \/>\neight small bruises<br \/>\n<em>seven sparkling stones<\/em><br \/>\nsix dirty looks<br \/>\n<em>five pewter cups!<\/em><br \/>\nfour scathing remarks<br \/>\n<em>three yards of trim<\/em><br \/>\ntwo short replies<br \/>\n<em>and an olive wood rosary<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>On the eleventh day of Pennsic, my Riordan gave to me:\u00a0 eleven leather roses<\/em><br \/>\nten shin kicks<br \/>\n<em>nine pilgrim tokens<\/em><br \/>\neight small bruises<br \/>\n<em>seven sparkling stones<\/em><br \/>\nsix dirty looks<br \/>\n<em>five pewter cups!<\/em><br \/>\nfour scathing remarks<br \/>\n<em>three yards of trim<\/em><br \/>\ntwo short replies<br \/>\n<em>and an olive wood rosary<\/em><\/p>\n<p>On the twelth day of Pennsic, Aneleda gave to me:\u00a0 twelve sturdy blows<br \/>\n<em>eleven leather roses<\/em><br \/>\nten shin kicks<br \/>\n<em>nine pilgrim tokens<\/em><br \/>\neight small bruises<br \/>\n<em>seven sparkling stones<\/em><br \/>\nsix dirty looks<br \/>\n<em>five pewter 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